Spotted a truck on the freeway with a name that gave me pause: Naturalist Carpet Cleaning.

Was this:

• A cleaning business for atheists who only believed in the natural world?
• A risqué service that would tidy up your house in the buff?
• A personal cleaning service for naturists who also don’t believe in frequent bathing?

Because really, if it’s the latter, I think underpants would be more efficient.

Stay tuned for some screenplay material coming up (thoughts on loglines and my first screenplay review). Nudity will have to take a backseat for now (a popular location for nudity, coincidentally).