[box]First attempt at a new feature. I take a trailer, strip it to its core elements, and see what’s there. Simple.[/box]
“Laugh it up future, these clothes will always be awesome.” 
Actual name: Chad Smith
The Family
Director: Luc Besson
Starring: Robert De Niro, Michelle Pfeiffer, Tommy Lee Jones
Tagline: Some call it organized crime. Others call it family.
The Pitch
A family escaping from a bigger family (the mob). Exotic locales, Americans living out stereotypes, Deniro getting violent. Explosions!
The Hook
We’ve got Robert Deniro, the Rolling Stones, and hip 70s clothes.
But that’s not all! We’ve also got italian-ish character actors: